Pixie Dust doesn't fix everything

Another trip to Neverland gone awry again. Seriously, are fairies from here stubborn or something?

Everytime I visit, they think if they sprinkle enough pixie dust on me, they'll get me to fly again, and everytime, the result is the same, my fairy dust allergies cause me to grow to giant sizes. Do they not think the growing and eventually huge looming fairy type pokemon, who can literally hold the island in the palm of his hand by the time i'm done growing, is a sign it's not ever gonna work?

Do I have to yell it out to them? I'm not the kind of fairy they think I am! Seriously, do I need to school them on the different types of pokemon are? heck, do I need to school them on what pokemon are altogether?

They should be grateful i'm not the macro who'd hold a grudge, otherwise the second star to the right would be just that, another star to the right.

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